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March 14, 2005
Man Living in Teen's Closet
Now that I live in Sweden, a country that's practically a stranger to storage, I'm missing out on all the hot closet action. Don't believe me? In Texas, according to The Facts newspaper (reg. required), "a Brazoria man arrested after police said they caught him having sex with a 15-year-old girl in a parking lot in November is back in jail — this time on suspicion he was living in the same girl’s bedroom closet." But wait, it gets better. "A Brownsville woman searched her daughter’s room ... after the teenager had installed a lock on the outside of her bedroom door. ...The woman found that the closet door was locked from the inside, and when she peeped through a crack in the door, she said she could see a man inside."
She called the cops who busted the guy and in the process descovered he had "the mother’s credit card, the girl’s father’s Social Security card and jewelry and money that were missing from the house." The cops estimate the 27-year-old guy in the closet had been living there about two weeks. For once, the Internet is not to blame. Apparently the two lovers met through a telephone dating service.
That girl is, like, *so* grounded.
Posted by Deborah Branscum at March 14, 2005 01:16 PM